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dirtyfuckpig: naughtynikole: Um this better not be real tumblr is for porn… internet is for porn… isn’t that common knowledge? I’ve got this blog for porn. Great community. It would be sad if they destroyed it.

I love my real life friends... but they would be perfect if they were insane S♥nes like me ♥

Totally a fake, but if they were real, what a fun time that would be!

If they ever remade FF7 for real, the Wall Market and Don Corneo bits would be EPIC.

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: cisnowflake: Is this real?! It’s untrue…is what they say, so if it is true then it would be a serious problem that needs to be addressed right?

apple-a-la-mode: moonlandingwasfaked: meatswitch: moonlandingwasfaked: centaurs are cool in theory but would be so fucking creepy if they were real hey do you think that centaurs would have human or horse intelligence & awareness? human intellig

pandasaar: Watchin hello baby, and they’re dancing to get a discount.. IMAGINE IF THAT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE? omg hahahaha the people working there would be like:

ibibibi: just-shower-thoughts: If they made a spin-off of Avatar: TLA called “The Dragon of the West” and featured Iroh’s backstory, I would watch the shit out of it. Let’s be real here if they made an ATLA spinoff called “My Cabbages”

matthulksmash: berrystumpytail: saltyandsadpotato: berrystumpytail: God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. and if they are real

woodsgotweird: woodsgotweird: If I started selling a premium snapchat again, who would be interested? :3 I wanna show offfff ah I think I’m gonna set this up today!! DM me if you’re interested! I’ll post a real ad for it soon :)

tsoki: People are so brainrotted that they honest to god believe that pornhub would be a saving grace for this website! I keep seeing “well if they take over, they’d block real child porn and white supremacists” and it’s like, this multi-billion

jaredsubalecki: sarah-borrows: imakeriffage: notforbreakfast: The Hauntening I lost it at Stegosaurus I love this! #this is how Sam and Dean would be if they died and became ghosts lets be real [x]

hellabaka real talk, I would love to see something totally seperate. Or if they go with the original idea of making Gohan the main character. Having him get so comically weak that even though this Return Of F bullshit is supposed to be after Buu too and

edwardspoonhands: thebrainscoop: thefrogman: Photographs by Masatsugu Ohashi [500px] [h/t: wonderous-world] I need this today. If I had to pick a way to die, it would be as a result of being smothered by a herd of these guys are they even real

berrystumpytail: saltyandsadpotato: berrystumpytail: God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. and if they are real you can fuck them.

captainjonnitkessler: Tumblr Blaze is very good because tumblr correctly deduced that if they ran a real advertising service using targeted demographics we’d have burnt this site to the ground, but ALSO correctly deduced that we would be overjoyed

Do Gems have ears? Their bodies are manifested (and thus, not real) so would they really need them? If they manifest hair over where ears would be, they wouldn’t need to manifest the ears…or would they? Maybe some Gems choose to have ears

themodifyers: the gems explore places This kinda reminds me of those Cartoon Network City commercials they used to have, with cartoons in the real world

of course, my suspension of disbelief with fiction is super high in general. Continuity errors, so long as they aren’t major (and even if they are, as long as it doesn’t flip-flop. Changing once doesn’t really bother me, especially with on-going

I know I’m in the extreme minority here but I actually think Cats looks fine? I mean, it looks odd but it’s Cats, it was always gonna look a little odd! The play has always looked odd (we’re just used to it now)! It’s real life

shigerussato:i remember ppl telling me they’d totally see gary being the type to show off ash on his social media and just be so proud of his bf being his bf lmao, and i couldn’t agree more. gary would be that type of guy if we’re being real. ❤️

mniami: Lolo if they were real they would hang down to her knees if she was still about but when she lived she wanted her breasts to be bigger than big. massive like beshine,today,mmmmmmm,xxxxxx.

thick-runfast: If I ever kill myself imma post something like “the illuminati is real. They’re after me.” Right before I did so everyone would be scared of the illuminati for a few months

berrystumpytail: saltyandsadpotato: berrystumpytail: God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. and if they are real you can fuck them.

Someone said "Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant.".....

Someone said "Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant.".....

bapgeek2geekbap:feministmagicalgirl:ufo-spooky: 20daysofjune: But why would you ask her that as if she’s out here sucking random industry dick? I found that to be highly disrespectful. they would never ask taylor swift that question. or igloo. why

patgavin: This is Baltimore, days, weeks, months, years BEFORE the riots. If this was your neighborhood you would also be fed up.

micdotcom: Key & Peele’s “Negrotown” actually existed — Here’s why it’s gone In a satirical, yet pointed video sketch, Key and Peele imagined what life would be like if black people had a vibrant, successful community where they could

princesscutiebitch: feministmagicalgirl: ufo-spooky: 20daysofjune: But why would you ask her that as if she’s out here sucking random industry dick? I found that to be highly disrespectful. they would never ask taylor swift that question. or igloo.

just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many jobs would be saved if there was one day out of the year where retail employees could say what they really wanted to say to unfriendly customers.

racism-sexist-ableism-ohmy: glam-alien: if being overly sexual was the issue, white feminists would be going in on Miley Cyrus and Dita Von Teese just as much the fact they’re focusing on Beyonce and Nicki Minaj tells me all i need to know white

hellagaychrome: tsoki: People are so brainrotted that they honest to god believe that pornhub would be a saving grace for this website! I keep seeing “well if they take over, they’d block real child porn and white supremacists” and it’s like,

Dean shows off his ghost hunting skills Let’s be real - this how we all would really hunt ghosts if we did.

vulcanass: the real question is if you had to choose between world peace and living in the Star Trek universe what colour would your shirt be

suicidalmagic: wastedchildhoods: i want to do this with my friends. just be out at night with no real destination, exploring the city and just having fun. like we would lose track of time, it’d be so epic. if i had friends who would do that we would

cyberbullier: let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

grawly: kootiepie: saki-hyuuga: gangbanglerfish: WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!???? did some of you guys really think they were older than 18 what the FUCK

I wish people would actually say what they mean all the time instead of engaging in this ritualized social behaviour that masks real feelings. If I can be real and honest without being deliberately hurtful why can I not be given the same in return? That

writingjustforgiggles:I wish people would actually say what they mean all the time instead of engaging in this ritualized social behaviour that masks real feelings. If I can be real and honest without being deliberately hurtful why can I not be given

cyberbullier: let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

cyberbullier: let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

cyberbullier: let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

fangirlingforeverz: spockward: theworldwillbewatching: jhenne-bean: feverishlycool: trapdoorluvr: the-wardens-vermin: phocookie: Holy shit. Pokemon would be scary as fuck if they were real. I’d be scared to go outside. I don’t own any artwork.

berrystumpytail: saltyandsadpotato: berrystumpytail: God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. and if they are real you can fuck them.

cryptotheism:gunsandfireandshit:cryptotheism:If goblins were real they would be a pest like small monkeys. Like they would be a huge problem in rural America because they would keep raiding farms and eating everyone’s barley. If goblins were real

berrystumpytail: saltyandsadpotato: berrystumpytail: God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. and if they are real you can fuck them.

ginsengmask: as much as I hate buzzfeed and their pitiful version of “journalism”, let it be clear that if they asked me to come work for them I would sell out immediately and forget everything I know about creative writing in favor of getting a

bigboobbasement: Sure I know they’re fake. But just imagine how amazing it would be and how much fun it would be to fuck this little gook slut senseless if they were real!

yushisworld: In other news, Halloween used to be scary as shit. I dont see them as scary. If you saw this in real life today, they wouldn’t be scary. They would look stupid. It’s the photo editing that makes it seem that way.

gamingfurry: furryrevival: Why couldn’t this be real… It would be so awesome if they were real :3

kittenofdarkness: In a world of massive cocks, it is okay to have massive tits, how else would boobjobs work? I do hope that most people would be a least slightly put on edge if they say a girl with tits that size in the real world.DMXwoops

godblessameric: ruinedchildhood: May the odds be ever in your flavor. can they make this a real commercial cause i would buy skittles more often if they did

helenish: Let’s get real, if I were gonna bang anyone on Teen Wolf, it would be THIS GUY: 1. Teens on the show: ugh, gross, they would be terrible, all jackrabbit humping and Axe. 2. Papa Stilinski might cry. 3. Derek Hale would DEFINITELY cry and

If they were real these two would be my best friends. We’d be over at each others’ houses playing games, killing zombies, watching anime, reading manga, eating junk food and playing with nerf guns. Would be pretty sweet.

JAJAJAJAJAJ THIS SHIT IS TRUE

teachersdirtypet: Crop. lovely setting and picture……I just wish we would get models with real tits….imdon’t care if they are not perfect goblets….I just want them to be real…..only time fake tits work is when

berrystumpytail: saltyandsadpotato: berrystumpytail: God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. and if they are real you can fuck them.

myeverlastingship: I’ve seen many people assuming Pidge wouldn’t have joined the garrison if her father and brother haven’t had disappeared and thinking that her real dream was studying something with robotics or something more cientifical but…Pidge

sammys-luscious-locks: timidkoala: shinyeren: yaoi hands At some point you have to wonder if the artist is making a stylistic choice or if they just don’t get male anatomy. Is this real life

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